Repo Men

Repo Men
Repo Men has Jude Law, Forest Whitaker, and Liev Schreiber in starring roles. It also has lots of action, blood, guts, gore, and bodies mutilated using a wide assortment of unusual weapons. In one particularly gruesome scene, a hacksaw is even put to use to dispatch bad guys. And after sitting through this preposterous and ponderous production, I'm ready to take that hacksaw to all Repo Men prints.

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Crank High Voltage

Crank High Voltage
"He's strong to the finish, 'cause he eats his spinach…"

Usually the above jingle would culminate, naturally, with: "He's Popeye the sailor man!" But it comes to mind when discussing the highly entertaining Crank High Voltage not only because of the film's overtly cartoonish approach, but also for its main character's constant reliance on an external energy source in order to get the job done. Of course, whereas our favorite cockeyed sailor only needed a can of green vegetables in order to pummel Bluto, High Voltage's Chev Chelios requires something a bit more modern -- namely electricity, and lots of it.

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Ninja
I have to state that I’m a movie buff and an Asian martial artist so my review might be a bit critical as evidenced by the lively teenagers who were gleefully shaking the cinema (“Ninja” is shown in Malaysian theaters instead of direct-to-dvd like in the US) seats as blood was splashing and heads were rolling. “Ninja” (2009) isn’t as hyped up as “Ninja Assassin” (2009), which came up as my first Google search when I had tried to ascertain what the movie was about after seeing its enigmatic cinema poster ad depicting a stereotypical ninja with the backdrop of New York city. So, I went into the cinema without much expectation.

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Knocked Up

Knocked Up
Drizzle, rain, floods. England losing the Test series. Big Brother and pretty much everything on television. Really, it's been a dismal summer. Cinema's not been much help: even a great film such as The Bourne Ultimatum is hardly a barrel of laughs. Thank goodness, then, for Knocked Up.

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
So the end of the journey is here. Well nearly, because as with the forthcoming Twilight and Hobbit adaptations, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows has been split in two, Part 1 hitting this Christmas and Part 2 concluding the saga next summer.

The filmmakers claim that the decision was taken to do justice to J.K. Rowling's lengthy final tome, and while it does allow the audience to spend more time with these beloved characters at this most significant time, one can't escape the feeling that Part 1 is all set-up and no pay-off, resulting in a somewhat empty cinematic experience.

Director David Yates -- helming his third Potter flick -- clearly revels in the additional hours afforded him, taking his time to set the scene for the story's big finale.

He builds an oppressive sense of melancholy from the off, with Harry, Ron and Hermione preparing to leave home, perhaps for the last time. In a particularly touching scene, only alluded to in the book, Hermione removes her parents' memories of their only child to protect them for the inevitable, fast-approaching war.

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Me and You and Everyone We Know

Me and You and Everyone We Know
Me and You and Everyone We Know, the winner of a Special Jury Prize for "Originality of Vision" at the 2005 Sundance Film Festival, feels like a throwback film to the American independent films of the early 1990s. Today, it's increasingly rare that we see a film with this kind of quiet depth and poetic soul escape from the film festival circuit and enter general distribution. Lately, the term "independent film" has become synonymous with "inexpensively made," but the content (and sometimes the actors) are pure Hollywood. Me and You and Everyone We Know is truly independent, which is to say offbeat, daring, and the kind of offering Hollywood will never come close to embracing.

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Semi-Pro

Semi-Pro
When it comes to comedy, Will Ferrell is a Jeckyl & Hyde. When he's "on," he can be hilarious, but when he's off, he's like a drunk at a bar yelling loud, unfunny jokes at his equally inebriated buddies. And, while those guys might laugh at him, they're the only ones. Unfortunately, for Semi-Pro, Ferrell is that guy at the bar. This movie struggles for laughs, in part because the writing is lazy with too much of the humor being obvious and easily telegraphed, and in part because Semi-Pro is obsessed with being a sports film rather than merely parodying one. Admittedly, both approaches have been done so often that it's difficult to find a fresh angle, but there would seem to be more unplowed territor in the latter category than the former. Nevertheless, that's not where first-time director Kent Alterman and screenwriter Scot Armstrong take this movie. Instead of a satire, they give us a tired, tedious victory-for-the-underdog story, and the unevenness of Ferrell's comedy makes it less appealing.

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Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow is about 70% style and 30% substance. It has a plot and characters, but those are almost beside the point. They are devices that function as hooks upon which first-time director Kerry Conran can hang his amazing visuals. Generally speaking, I'm not a big fan of style-over-substance movies, but this one is so gorgeous that it's possible to become literally lost in the richness of the images. In many ways, that's not a bad thing, because the story isn't exactly airtight.

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All Over Me

All Over Me
Welcome to Hell's Kitchen: a part of New York City that's not on many visitors' tour maps. Hell's Kitchen the quintessential inner city: no one has any money, crime is rampant, and everyone dreams of getting out. It makes a great backdrop for a motion picture, provided that you want your story to be set against a world of poverty, violence, and drug abuse. Since that's precisely what first-time film makers Alex and Sylvia Sichel were after, Hell's Kitchen is the perfect setting for their debut, All Over Me.

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Resident Evil: Extinction

Resident Evil: Extinction
Alice (Milla Jovovich) awakens in the shower of what looks like a hotel suite, wondering where she is. She gets up and puts on some clothes, then ventures out of the door and into the corridor, but no sooner has she begun investigating her surroundings than she is under attack from a selection of deadly traps such as a grid of cutting lasers and a huge blade that nearly slices her in half. Just as she thinks she will escape from an apparent laboratory, a small robot leaps up and shoots her dead - then three figures appear, the leader telling the others to take a blood sample, then dump her body with the rest...

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White Lightning

White Lightning
When the police pick up Gator McKlusky (Burt Reynolds) for running moonshine, they agree to let him out of jail if he will help them capture the key figures in his moonshine operation. Since the suspected ring leader is the man who killed Gator's little brother, he agrees to help out the cops to get himself out of prison and get his revenge.

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The Little Polar Bear

The Little Polar Bear
Set in the snowy wastes of the Arctic, and featuring a cast of lovable animal characters, "The Little Polar Bear" is a kids movie with an ecological message and plenty of rather obvious lessons about making friends with people who are different. Which is fair enough since the movie's target audience are pre-school toddlers.

Lars (voice of Wesley Singerman), the short-ass of the title, runs into trouble when he becomes best mates with a seal pup named Robby (Brianne Siddall). Inviting his friend home for dinner (as a guest rather than the entrée), Lars discovers that his carnivore community don't take too kindly to strangers of the flippered variety. At least not until Robby helps his fluffy friend solve the mystery of the sea's dwindling fish stocks.

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Out Cold

Out Cold
The story covers the lives of snowboarding buddies Rick (Jason London), Luke (Zach Galifianakis), Anthony (Flex Alexander), and Pig Pen (Derek Hamilton), who are living large in their beloved hometown of Bull Mountain in Alaska. Partying hard, looking for girls, and doing just about anything to have a good time is what life on Bull Mountain is all about, but that all looks to have a quick end when town founder Papa Muntz dies, and his son Ted (Willie Garson) decides to sell the mountain to slick Colorado businessman John Majors (Lee Majors). Nobody supports his plans to turn the mountain into an "espresso-and-tofu" ski resort, and it's up to Luke, Pig Pen, Anthony, Jenny (played by A. J. Cook), Rick and the others to keep Bull Mountain yuppie-free. Once they realize John's purchase will change the town drastically, they enlist the aid of Major's beautiful, rebellious daughters, Inga (Victoria Silvstedt) and Anna (Caroline Dhavernas), to sabotage the purchase. The film also features a cameo by snowboarding professional Todd Richards as Barry the Doctor.

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Magic Journey to Africa

Magic Journey to Africa
A young girl named Jana takes a magical journey to Africa.

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Made
Bobby is a struggling boxer and bodyguard for his stripper girlfriend. But he hates his work and wants to move up. So he agrees to go to New York City for his boss to help in the delivery for a money laundering scheme. His partner in crime is his best friend Ricky, an obnoxious loudmouth who has seen one too many mafia movies. Bobby tries to keep it cool and get the job done, but Rickys antics threaten to blow the entire situation.

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Meet Bill

Meet Bill
Bill is unhappy hes married a bankers daughter and has a non-job at the bank his wife Jess is tied to daddys purse-strings and, Bill is developing a gut from lack of exercise and constantly eating candy bars. He dreams of buying a donut franchise to be independent of Jesss dad. Bill is roped into a mentoring program at his old prep school, assigned a smart-mouthed kid who pops up when least expected. When Jess starts an affair with Chip, a local TV personality and vain Rob Lowe look-alike, it sends Bill, the kid, and a young sales clerk from a lingerie shop on a quest to win back Jess and get the donuts. What about self-respect?

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