Monsters

Monsters
Do not be fooled by the title. While Monsters features its fair share of creatures over the course of its 97 minute runtime, this is far from your average sci-fi flick. Rather, it's a sweet, small-scale story, set against a backdrop of large-scale alien invasion.

The story starts six years after a NASA probe was sent into space to collect evidence of alien existence. Said probe crashed on re-entry to Earth over Central America, and soon after new life forms began to appear in Mexico. Fearing invasion, much of the country was quarantined, and is now considered the "infected zone."

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Room of Death

Room of Death
Two weeks ago my mac died, and I lost all my saved reviews. But F that, we begin anew. "Room of Death" is a French thriller from 2007. It's also one of the best surprises in a while. Basic cable includes access to some on-demand channels, including "free movies on demand" (nice!). A quick imdb search showed mixed reviews for this pic, but the praise was convincing. I'm glad that I read between the lines, as I may have passed this over.

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Happy Feet

Happy Feet
Call me old school, but I like my children's films to actually be written for children. With the glut of animated films flooding the kiddie film market, it seems that studios -- and the people they hire to write the scripts for them -- are convinced that the only way to get parents to take their tykes to the theater to see a kids' movie is to fill them to overflow with adult references, and Happy Feet is the latest offender. The film opens with a female penguin, Norma Jean (voiced by Nicole Kidman), swaying seductively through a crowd of male penguins. The female is drawn with an inflated chest, presumably to simulate a large bosom. Real female Empire Penguins don't have boobies, of course, but I suppose the filmmakers thought that real men can't manage to sit through a 90-minute film with their kids without some simulated penguin cleavage to keep their attention. Norma Jean moves through the males, singing, until her attention is caught by Memphis (Hugh Jackman), who channels Elvis and says things like, "Whoa, Mama" a lot.

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Streets of Blood

Streets of Blood
Streets of Blood is as ridiculous as it sounds. The DVD box reads, 'The Big Easy is losing the fight,' but it should say, 'The Bad Movie is killing the audience.' Here is a direct-to-video Festival of the Absurd so over-the-top, so incompetently made, so lacking in decent taste and common sense that the only thing missing to keep it from late-night Skinemax is a couple of sleazy softcore sex scenes. Sure, the film loves gratuitous jiggle shots, but they are not nearly long-winded enough to make the grade. Sad, since that is the only vein in which a movie like this could be deemed remotely successful.

At first the movie simply seems outdated, since it takes place in the immediate aftermath of Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans. But we soon forget that simple fact once we realize that the setting is merely tertiary, and the story being told within that setting makes so little sense that it might as well take place in Lizard Lick, NC. Streets of Blood has literally nothing to do with New Orleans other than its characters' strained Creole accents and the occasional second-unit close-up of a Big Easy street sign that cuts away to transparent, poorly-lit sound stages.

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Intolerable Cruelty

Intolerable Cruelty
For whatever reason, the Coen Brothers' comedies (such as Raising Arizona, The Hudsucker Proxy, and The Big Lebowski) have always garnered less critical attention than the filmmakers' more serious fare (such as Blood Simple, Barton Fink, and Fargo). Nevertheless, for those who like intelligent, quirky movies filled with big laughs, dry wit, and other small pleasures, it's difficult to beat Joel and Ethan Coen's humorous outings. Intolerable Cruelty is the most recent of these - a film that takes the traditional romantic comedy and tweaks it by way of The War of the Roses. Rarely has strife between the sexes been so ruthless, so civilized, and so funny.

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Old School

Old School
Old School is exactly what director Todd Phillips intends for it to be: low-brow, moronic to a fault, and occasionally side-splittingly funny. I laughed aloud seven or eight times during this film, and smiled or chuckled on a few additional occasions. Admittedly, considering the bawdy, brainless nature of the humor, there were times when I was almost embarrassed to be laughing, but that didn't stop me. In an era when a viewer is lucky to find one or two humorous moments during the course of a 90-minute so-called "comedy," Old School delivers with surprising effectiveness.

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The Mask

The Mask
FOR a movie industry enamored of cartoon heroes, Jim Carrey ought to be a dream come true. With his sparkling, silly grin and his true talent for physical clowning, Mr. Carrey comes as close to being an animated creature as a live actor ever could.

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S1m0ne

S1m0ne
When the star (played by Winona Ryder) of out-of-favor director Viktor Taransky's (Al Pacino) new film refuses to finish it, Taransky is forced to find a replacement. Contractual requirements totally prevent using her image in the film, so he must re-shoot. Instead, Viktor experiments with a new computer program he inherits from late acquaintance Hank Aleno (Elias Koteas) which allows creation of a computer-generated woman which he can easily animate to play the film's central character. Viktor names his virtual actor "Simone", a name derived from the computer program's title, Simulation One. Seamlessly incorporated into the film, Simone (Rachel Roberts) gives a fantastic performance, exactly controlled by Viktor. The film is immediately a huge success. The studio, and soon the world, ask "who is Simone?"

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All the Boys Love Mandy Lane

All the Boys Love Mandy Lane
At a Texas High school, Mandy Lane (Amber Heard) is a popular outsider. Dylan (Adam Powell) invites her to a party at his house and she accepts with the provision that her best friend, Emmet (Michael Welch), can attend also. At the party, Dylan and Emmet clash, and Emmet sits on the roof overlooking the pool watching Mandy. Dylan joins him and Emmet convinces him to jump from the roof to the pool to get Mandy's attention. Dylan jumps but misses, hitting his head on the edge of the pool and dies. Nine months later, Red (Aaron Himelstein) is having a party at his father's ranch and has invited Mandy along. She obtains permission from her Aunt (Peyton Hayslip) and agrees to go. Since Dylan's death she has refused to talk to Emmet. On the way to the ranch, the kids take a break at a railroad track, then steal a keg from a driver (Robert Earl Keen) at a truck stop. When they arrive at the ranch Chloe (Whitney Able) won't drive her car over the cattle grid and so with a shortage of seats Mandy and Bird (Edwin Hodge) elect to walk to the ranch.

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In Tranzit

In Tranzit
In the winter of 1946, in Leningrad, a group of German prisoners of war are sent to a female transit camp by the cruel Russian Commander Pavlov. When they arrive, the Russian female soldiers show the hostility to the enemies that have killed their husbands, families and friends only Dr. Natalia and the cook treat the prisoners with dignity. Natalia has an agreement with Commander Pavlov to keep her former lover, who was wounded on the head during the war and is slow, in the camp instead of sending him to an institution in Siberia. Pavlov assigns Natalia to disclose members of the SS infiltrated in the group of prisoners. Natalia and the prisoner Max feel a great attraction for each other while the prisoner Klaus tries to convince Max to denounce a couple of prisoners to satisfy the Russian. Natalia convinces the businessman Yakov to organize an orchestra with the prisoners they are invited to play in a ball...HD 1080p PC, Mac, PS3 and XBOX 360 COMPATIBLE

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Offret aka The Sacrifice

Offret aka The Sacrifice
Alexander, a journalist and former actor and philosopher, tells his little son how worried he is about the lack of spirituality of modern mankind. In the night of his birthday, the third world war breaks out. In his despair Alexander turns himself in a prayer to God, offering him everything to have the war not happened at all.

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Inferno

Inferno
Three years after the incident of the dance academy in Suspiria, a new group of people are being watched in a New York City apartment complex by a mysterious and evil force hell bent on revenge! When Rose Elliot finds out too much about the place (via the book, The Three Mothers) she gets be-headed (YEE-OUCH!)! The only person to stop the killings and uncover the secrets is her brother Mark. As he solves the puzzle, the murders get intense, and the evil starts to reveal itself. Hope Mark Elliot gets out of that Renters Trap alive....

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Kaena: The Prophecy

Kaena: The Prophecy
AXIS, a gigantic coiling plant, stretches high above the clouds... At its center is a village whose people are in mortal danger because Axis is withering... its sap is drying up. The people beg their gods for help... but to no avail. Compelled by a mysterious force, Kaena, a rebellious, high-spirited teenage girl will defy the High Priest and her peoples ancestral beliefs to take the perilous journey through the Axis and discover what dark secrets lie beyond the clouds... A dying world, an evil force, a terrible secret...

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Leslie, My Name Is Evil aka Manson, My Name Is Evil

Leslie, My Name Is Evil aka Manson, My Name Is Evil
Perry, a sheltered chemical engineer, falls in love with Leslie, a former homecoming princess, when he becomes a jury member at her hippie death cult murder trial.

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Mommy Is at the Hairdresser's

Mommy Is at the Hairdresser's
Summer 1966. Its time to enjoy the summer holiday, total freedom. Teenage lise discovers that the sudden departure of her mother completely disrupts the family. Her brother Coco seeks solace in the garage, building a super racing car. Her youngest brother Benot throws himself into his own inner world. The father seems absolutely knocked out by the situation. lise decides to take control of her family, in an eloquent attempt to save them. With the assistance of flourishing nature around her, she stands on the threshold of an incomparable summer.

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Margarette's Feast

Margarette's Feast
A black and white, surreal and silent comedy. Pedro has a dream of giving his wife an unforgettable birthday feast.

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